T h e N e w L e t t e r i s . . .
Which is for
the History of the Horseshoe Golf World Championships
Will make history again on May 3rd 2014 at noon, until then -
Once Upon a time ...
The owners of AHH Winery invited the Wine Club members to play
b e a u t i f u l
18 post course at the AHH Villa.
The stars found it stupendous, even the louts loved it.
Folks found that it's more fun than horseshoes, and way easier than golf....
Plus, it was living proof that AHH Winery is an All-American winery,
because they sponsor a sporting event.
Horseshoe Golf is the only game in the world that encourages you to
make up your own rules, such that you will like the game more and more.
It's the game that makes a boring backyard into a horseshoe pitching paradise.
"The family that pitch together doesn't bitch together."
This game has become the permanent craze that is sweeping the cosmos.
Think of it this way: this is a get-rich-quick opportunity.
Get in on the ground level because every shoe pitched hits pay-dirt.
The smart money has decided to own their own franchises.
You too can become a pro and open your own pro-shop!
The possibilities are endless, the history proves it.
( You know that annoying phrase:
"So if you're so smart, how come you're not richer?"
Well now's your chance to remove all annoyance. )
That's our pitch. Buy your franchise by calling
leave a message
a little bit more on the history of the celebrities that play
Our Founding Father
a little knock-kneed, but still cute
And on that beautiful May day, we did get a winner !
The 'first' World Champion...
May the record of the game
reflect the following facts:
Due to the heavy protests,
because the creator of the game
builder of the course,
Bruce H. Rector,
won the final round of...
The World's First
Horseshoe Golf Championship,
which was held in May of 2007,
that Championship has been
bunked and debunked,
and it was rescheduled to:
May 3rd, 2008.
The results are below.
|Never has there been such a turn-out. Never has the Villa
and the surrounding hills been rocked by the roar of such an
enthusiastic crowd. There were so many pitchers that for
the first round we all had to play with only one shoe. The
other shoe might not have dropped, but we still sorted the
wheat from the chaff and the cream rose to the surface.
The crew that creamed them all in the first round.
The Finalists hoping to become the Titlest !
Marty, Bruce, Rick, and Brian.
|Now get this... People actually paying attention during a Party !
Except for Suzanne Saville, the girl holding the horseshoes in the dark blue top,
she was in the early throws of inventing the next dance craze,
The Horseshoe Shuffle !!!
|History will please erase the memory of the inappropriate actions of the two blonds, in red and blue, otherwise knowns as
The Tequila Girls
|Too long, or too short, or even a ringer...
That's our Pitch
Not only are We Sticking With It,
It's POSTED !
|Well... documentation is very light for the 2011 World Championship.
Partly because Russ Ries wasn't there to snap away,
and mostly because it would of only been rubbing it in to pictorially proclaim that
B r u c e H. R e c t o r, our founding father,
once again became the World Champion.
However, let the record show that a complete nubie to Horseshoe Golf,
A n d r e w A l l e y,
who came all the way from North Carolina, darn near won the title.
So nubies, take heart, the field is wide open, so come one, come on, come all,
and have a hoot getting famous on May 4th 2013, Saturday at Noon.
Cutting right to the chase...
|When he starts to do
this silly dance,
you know random luck
has struck again !
and now on to
May 4th 2013
|Amid vicious complaints of constant practicing by the winner, he wants the rector, I mean record to be straight:
he never practices.
So let's keep this brief. The winner for 2013 is our loyal founder and finagler,
Bruce H. Rector
Let's dust this guy
May 3rd 2014